Your gain from shared pain: The trade compliance blues
Music makes us feel better. Especially when there’s trouble around. This one goes out to all trade compliance experts. We listened, learned, and made a song.
Music makes us feel better. Especially when there’s trouble around. This one goes out to all trade compliance experts. We listened, learned, and made a song.
"Ask Ulrike" was a great live session at our "get connected" event. My colleagues Dr Ulrike Jasper and Nicole Mantei met with around 50 export controls experts from mainly manufacturing companies across several industry sectors. It was the live premier of Ulrike’s highly popular YouTube series.
Participants were invited to ask our experts anything that came to mind in the area of sanctions law, export control regulations, best practices, and trade compliance solutions. So, in the span of 1.5 hours, Ulrike and Nicole delivered answers to a wide range of questions: from managing bans on indirect provisions under the OFAC 50% Rule (or EU and UK equivalents) to handling the “no re-export to Russia” clause under Article 12g of the EU Council Regulation 833/2014.
Discover our insightful and highly entertaining trade compliance series with Dr Ulrike Jasper – in German with English subtitles:
In fact, Max was so taken with that comment that he went into a quiet chamber and – with artificial intelligence support – made a brilliant song out of it. So, if you want to have a little fun, take a little break, or just need to know that you’re not alone with your trade compliance challenges, have a listen. We hope you enjoy the song as much as we do.
Contact us to discuss how trade compliance solutions can make your life much easier.
Want to sing along? Here are the lyrics:
(Verse 1)
I wake up every morning, check the news at dawn,
Regulations changed again, my sanity is gone,
Boss man wants a shipment, says it can't be late,
But I’m drowning in these papers, can't catch a break.
(Chorus)
Trade compliance blues, got me feeling low,
Rules are always changing, just can't keep the flow,
Boss says "make it happen," but it's a losing game,
Trade compliance blues, driving me insane.
(Verse 2)
Export Control and ITAR list, acronyms galore,
Every time I think I’m done, they pile on some more,
Customs forms and tariffs, duties to declare,
If I mess up one small thing, it's fines everywhere.
(Chorus)
Trade compliance blues, got me feeling low,
Rules are always changing, just can't keep the flow,
Boss says "make it happen," but it's a losing game,
Trade compliance blues, driving me insane.
(Bridge)
I call up the hotline, get put on hold,
Just need some guidance, but I’m feeling cold,
Regulators laughing, they’re having fun,
While I’m stuck here battling paperwork till the day is done.
(Verse 3)
Boss man's in my office, tapping on my door,
Says "it's not that important," like I've heard before,
I point to the regulations, try to make him see,
He waves it off, says "leave it up to me."
(Chorus)
Trade compliance blues, got me feeling low,
Rules are always changing, just can't keep the flow,
Boss says "make it happen," but it's a losing game,
Trade compliance blues, driving me insane.
(Verse 4)
But when the audit comes, and things go awry,
Boss man's sweating bullets, looking to the sky,
He's the one responsible, for the mess we’re in,
Now he's facing jail time, for this compliance sin.
(Chorus)
Trade compliance blues, got me feeling low,
Rules are always changing, just can't keep the flow,
Boss said "it's not that important," but now he's to blame,
Trade compliance blues, it's a high-stakes game.
(Outro)
One day I’ll get it right, solve this crazy maze,
Until then I’ll keep on singing, through the paper haze,
Trade compliance blues, my never-ending song,
Trying to stay compliant, while the world moves on.